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Lyrics

[Intro]
[Ad-lib:] Clearance check… left clear, right clear!
[Dog SFX:] Arf! Arf!

[Verse 1]
Ako ang bantay sa kanto ng barangay,
Maliit ang katawan, pero lakas ng “hi.”
Ate hawak tali, sabi niyang “relax,”
Pero pag may pusa--boom--goodbye relax.
“Dahan-dahan, miss,” sabi ni manong guard,
Saludo ako, ’wag lang masyadong hard.

[Pre-Chorus]
“Palo mo ’yan,” bulong ng kapitbahay,
Umiling si Ate, “Hindi gano’n, beh—bye.”
Click ng kwelyo, treat sa kamay,
Eye-contact lang—tigil sabay.

[Chorus]
I’m the barangay bouncer, tiny but brave,
I clear the sidewalk like a mini parade.
Left is safe, right behaves,
Hold the leash tight, I’ll guard your day.
I’m the barangay bouncer, little but loud,
Heart on duty in a friendly crowd.
Walk with me, we’re A-OK--
Small dog, big love, that’s the way.

[Post-Chorus]
Left? Clear! Right? Clear!
Slow… good… near.
Hinga, hinga--steady lang,
Heel then sit--so strong!

[Verse 2]
Umaga sa tindahan, “Bantay!” tawag nila,
Kaway ang buntot ko, kumikembot pa.
Jeepney dumaan, papel naglipad,
Tinabla ko ang gulo--upo, no pad.
Ate tawa, “Ay, bait mo na now,”
Hila dati, ngayon heel--ikaw na wow.

[Pre-Chorus]
“Palo mo ’yan,” sabi ni kuya ulit,
“Mas marunong pa,” si Ate--smile legit.
Count ng “one-two,” pause na konti,
“Good boy!” agad--’yan ang sorti.

[Chorus]
I’m the barangay bouncer, tiny but brave,
I clear the sidewalk like a mini parade.
Left is safe, right behaves,
Hold the leash tight, I’ll guard your day.
I’m the barangay bouncer, little but loud,
Heart on duty in a friendly crowd.
Walk with me, we’re A-OK--
Small dog, big love, that’s the way.

[Post-Chorus]
Left? Clear! Right? Clear!
Slow… good… near.

[Bridge]
Kung maingay ang mundo, ako ang breyk,
Count ka ng “one-two,” then we take a break.
Kung may bagyo ng tsismis sa gilid,
“Wait… look”--humupa ang init.
No palo--patience, praise, and treats,
Ganyan kami mag-train sa streets.

[Break]
[Group:] Left--clear! Right--clear!
[Dog SFX:] Arf-arf!

[Chorus]
I’m the barangay bouncer, tiny but brave,
I clear the sidewalk like a mini parade.
Left is safe, right behaves,
Hold the leash tight, I’ll guard your day.
I’m the barangay bouncer, little but loud,
Heart on duty in a friendly crowd.
Walk with me, we’re A-OK--
Small dog, big love, every day.

[Outro]
Saludo, Ate--home.
Awooooo!