Hugz 'N Pawz

Lyrics

[Intro]
I’m better than a Bulldog, cuter than a Dane
Smarter than a Poodle with a frilly mane
Faster than a Beagle on a rabbit’s track
When I strut my stuff, ain’t no turning back

[Verse 1]
Bulldogs snore like a thunder sky
Poodles need haircuts just to get by
Beagles wander, never come when they’re called
But I’m the top dog, I outshine them all
Yorkies yap like they own the street
Little fur princes with tiny feet
Pekingese puff, but it’s all for show
Compared to me, they’ll never glow

[Pre-Chorus]
So line ‘em up, let me take my shot
Every dog you name, I’ve got the top spot
They bark and they bite, but they’ll never compete
When I walk the block, the world’s at my feet

[Chorus]
I’m better than this, I’m better than that
I’m the best damn dog and that’s a fact
Bulldog, Beagle, Poodle, too
None of them shine the way I do
Raise up your hands, let the world all see
There ain’t no pup that’s as good as me
I’m better, I’m brighter, I’m top of the pack
You’ll never find better--don’t even look back

[Verse 2]
Saint Bernies drool like a leaky farm
Labs eat shoes like it’s part of their charm
Collies herd shadows ‘til the day is done
But I’m the dog that’s second to none
Boxers bounce like they’re off the wall
Dalmations trip ‘cause they’re way too tall
Shih Tzus strut like they own the place
But they’ll never match my handsome face

[Verse 3]
I'm better than a Husky howlin’ at the moon
Better than a Greyhound runnin’ too soon
Better than a Dachshund short and slow
Better than a Shepherd thinkin’ he knows
Better than a Spaniel chasin’ the rain
Better than a Chow Chow cranky and vain
I’m the slickest pup you’ve ever seen
I’m the king of the pack, I’m the Maltese king

[Chorus – cocky chant]
I’m better than this, I’m better than that
I’m the best damn dog and that’s a fact
Bulldog, Beagle, Poodle, too
None of them shine the way I do
Raise up your hands, let the world all see
There ain’t no pup that’s as good as me
I’m better, I’m brighter, I’m top of the pack
You’ll never find better--don’t even look back

[Verse 4]
Better than a Retriever fetchin’ that ball
Better than a Pointer starin’ at walls
Better than a Corgi shaped like a chair
Better than a Rottie tryin’ to scare
I’m the sass, the swagger, the bite, the shine
Every tail-wag’s theirs, but the crown is mine

[Verse 5]
Pugs snort loud like a squeaky toy
Dobermans pose but it’s all for show
Shar-Peis wrinkle like they’re 90 years old
Goldens too friendly, they’ll kiss a thief’s gold
Bassetts drag ears through the mud all day
The pitbulls flex hard but they just wanna play
Bostons bug-eye like they’ve seen a ghost
But I’m the champ, I deserve the most!

[Bridge]
But hey… I’ll admit it, love ain’t a game
Every wag is different, but it’s all the same
Big or small, young or old
Every dog’s heart is made of gold

[Pre-Chorus]
But deep inside, it ain’t just a game
Every wag of a tail sings the same refrain
We’re all part of a love that’s tried and true
Every bark, every paw, brings the best in you
I’m better than this, I’m better than that
But the truth is love is where it’s at

[Chorus]
I’m better than this, I’m better than that
But the truth is love is where it’s at
Bulldog, Beagle, Poodle, too
Every wagging tail brings love to you
Lift up your hands, let the whole world see
Every dog’s heart beats endlessly
Big or small, we all give it back
Every pawprint’s love, and that’s a fact

[Outro]
Better than a Yorkie… better than a Dane…
Better than a Pekingese…
Better than a Yorkie… better than a Dane…
Better than a Pekingese…
Better than a Yorkie… better than a Dane…
Better than a Pekingese…
But love’s the same
But I'm better than that