From the recording Love & Hugs & Paws (CHOO-CHOO Edition)
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I’ve been watchin’ the cats with their sly little grins,
Studyin’ the cartoons, takin’ notes from them.
I wag my tail, tilt my head just right,
Flash these puppy-dog eyes, and you can’t fight!
[Pre-Chorus]
I roll, I sit, I shake, I spin,
I’ll do the same trick again and again.
Don’t need no poker face to play this game,
When you’ve got a treat, you’ll call my name!
[Chorus]
You’re my treat dealer, baby, waggin’ all day,
Workin’ this room in a rockabilly sway.
A bark, a paw, and you’ll hand it down,
You’re the slickest little dealer in this whole dog town!
[Verse 2]
I’ve been practicin’ tricks when the lights go low,
Watchin’ old cartoons on the late-night show.
The cats got charm, but I’ll raise the stakes,
One tail wag and you’ve got what it takes!
[Pre-Chorus]
I roll, I sit, I shake, I spin,
I’ll keep on tryin’ till the jackpot’s in.
Don’t need no poker face to win this round,
I’ve got the moves that’ll knock you down!
[Chorus]
You’re my treat dealer, baby, waggin’ all day,
Workin’ this room in a rockabilly sway.
A bark, a paw, and you’ll hand it down,
You’re the slickest little dealer in this whole dog town!
[Bridge]
[Spoken/Shouted]
“Sit! Stay! Roll! ”
--And the crowd goes wild as I beg for more!
[Chorus]
You’re my treat dealer, baby, waggin’ all day,
Workin’ this room in a rockabilly sway.
A bark, a paw, and you’ll hand it down,
You’re the slickest little dealer in this whole dog town!
[Spoken/Shouted]
“Sit! GOOD BOY!”
--And the crowd goes wild as I beg for more!
[Chorus]
You’re my treat dealer, baby, waggin’ all day,
Workin’ this room in a rockabilly sway.
A bark, a paw, and you’ll hand it down,
You’re the slickest little dealer in this whole dog town!
You’re the slickest little dealer in this whole dog town!
[Outro]
Yeah, you’re my treat dealer…
With a cookie, a bone, or a burger squealer…
Don’t stop dealin’, I’ll keep appealin’…
You’re my treat dealer, oh yeah!