From the recording Tails, Tugs, & Teardrops (The Full Pawprint)
A tail-wagging love song from pup to hooman--and full of teeth!
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
U walked in with that leash in your hand
Tennis ball, big smile, like U had a plan
I was playin’ cool by the kitchen tile
But inside, I was waggin’ wild
U called my name, and my tail took flight
I knew right then--this was love at first bite
I ain’t no good boy just by chance
U gave me belly rubs… and a second glance
[Pre-Chorus]
They say it’s just “a phase”
But I’m yours for all my days
No toy, no bone could ever do…
Hooman, it’s always been U
[Chorus]
I chews U--every time
Even when you hide treats on the laundry line
U’re my squeaky song, my daily zoom
My favorite scent in every room
I chews U--yes, it’s true
Don’t need no bacon to stick like glue
From the first toss of that old shoe…
Oh hooman, I chews U
[Verse 2 - Rap]
Yo, they say “sit”--I stay
But for U? I run your way
Drop that snack--I’ll still obey
'Cause love like ours don’t fade away
You got me smilin’ ear-to-paw
You’re the reason that I saw
That even pups who chew the couch
Deserve a love to sing about!
[Pre-Chorus]
They say it’s just “a phase”
But I’m yours for all my days
No toy, no bone could ever do…
Hooman, it’s always been U
[Chorus]
I chews U--every time
Even when you leave socks that aren’t even mine
You're my midnight bark, my fetch tattoo
My forever treat is just U
I chews U--yes, it’s true
Don’t need no biscuit to come to U
From the first toss of that old shoe…
Oh hooman… I chews U
[Outro]
Chews U in the morning
Chews U at night
Even in my dreams…
U feel just RIGHT!